The Pilgramage of 2

The Pilgrimage of 2

Being the Events that occur in the Lives of an American Man and Woman As
They circle the Ring around the Dizzying Vortex
OF Reality Entertainment

Ken's History traced from Birth (2000) to a Lamentable End in (2051)  &


Barb's from Birth (2011) to a Frightening Ruin (2082)

Ken’s Realities

1) Little Mister Perfect
 age 5 – Year 2005

2) America's
Best Dance Crews
 age 10

3) Top Chef
 age 20

4) Biggest Loser
 age 22

5) Dance Your Ass Off
 age 26

6) Survivor
 age 30

7) Bachelorette (a suitor of Barb)
 age 32 - year 2032

8 Dates Jessica Simpson, now
Vegas act, cougar
 age 33

9) Dr. Drew
 age 46

10) Cops
 age 49

11) Lockup
 age 51 – Year 2051

12 Dies at 51


Barb’s Realities

1) Little Miss Perfect
 age 3 - Year 2014

2) So You Think You Can Dance
 age 15

3) Big Brother
 age 19

4) Bachelorette (doesn’t pick Ken)
 age 21 - year 2032

5) Amazing Race
 age 23

6) Dancing with the Stars
 age 39

7) MTV Cribs age 49

8) Hoarders
 age 71 – Year 2082

Buried alive at age 72

Reality Ends – Spring 2083